Wow, those terrible cuts—Jesus



by Key-Definition1747

24 Comments

  1. Comfortable_Ask4810

    He straightens the edge and then slaps it onto a metal table. Looks like he made it too sharp.

  2. Realistic-Damage-411

    Well I mean… he ruins his knife every performance. How good were they ever going to be?

  3. porkbuttstuff

    Be a little person doesn’t prevent you from being a twat.

  4. Ash_the_trashen

    The people at the table dead face staring like “ok, can we just have our damn food?”

  5. jackpackage732

    ![gif](giphy|xULW8IGIbJ19LGQ3te|downsized)

  6. ketoaholic

    I wonder if that dude ever loses confidence. Like, I might be able to do this whole song and dance a few times until the bewildered stares of unamused and unimpressed people did a number on me causing me to speedrun to rockbottom.

  7. I wish people would stop posting videos of this type of thing. I’m secondhand embarrassed for everyone involved.

  8. MoldyHotPocket9

    This guy pisses me off so much. Takes normal food, and SHOEHORNS it into this subreddit simply by preparing it for a table. Horrible cuts, hucking salt on one side of the steak, and using a massive flame thats more for show, like his whole job

  9. gilmour1948

    My business plan is opening a restaurant, but you pay extra for me NOT to do this!

  10. Cinemafeast

    You know I typed out a whole paragraph on why this is dumb but honestly just stop treating the knife so poorly.

  11. Leather_Network4743

    Here, take this enormous piece of steak and choke on it.

  12. OddCook4909

    I like that there are unsecured bowls of liquid nitrogen there in case anyone wants a horribly disfiguring injury at their table

  13. roof_baby

    I’m not eating anything prepared by someone wearing weeboks

  14. BackgroundParsnip837

    Why would you torch it after slicing?? I’m so confused

  15. StelEdelweiss

    The cuts might be better if he didn’t bash the shit out of his edge on a metal table every time he wheels out one of these overpriced shows. Hell, they couldn’t be *worse* if he skipped that stupidity.

  16. DoubleTheDutch

    Its probably good for the blade to keep smacking it against the table.

  17. _WhiskeyPunch_

    This is some sort of “masculine” turkish flex, I’m not sure why this Salt Bae resembling thing is so popular with them, but this is just one of the examples.